![]() ![]() Ogre 1: How you get at other side of the cube? Two ogres are flanking a gelatinous cube (or whatever…) What do you call an orc with two brain cells? My warlock got hit in the face pretty hard last session and lost a tooth, How do you call a magician who’s incredibly good with cooking? What happened to the demon when his girlfriend joined the Holy Order? What is that mineral called that’s just out of reach and gives you a choice?ĭid you guys hear about the magic skillet? What do you call a thousand-year-old fey? Our cleric will sometimes stop the combat just to have a drink with his god! Why are tabaxi podiatrist good with money?īecause they’re experienced bean counters. Why was the gnome artificer embarrassed when his clockwork crocodile stopped working? Sometimes they just want to raise a family in peace! Why is a necromancer not always a bad guy? What do you call a cult of deep old one warlocks who worship their astral ankheg overlords? How to Aarakocra prefer to send messages? Why haven’t we had a playtest for psion in so long?īecause it you checked it out now, it’d blow your mind! What do you get when you cross the wizard and the rogue? Why was the musician kicked out of the tavern? Which body of water do you get bonuses to sail across? If the barbarian has ten gold pieces, and the rogue steals half of it, what does the rogue take? What tool helps a wizard with writing the correct runes into their spellbook? What forest animal helps the druid get that nice green colour for their robe? ![]() How does the paladin protect against the heat of a Fire bolt? Why did the Halfling stop dating his Warforged girlfriend? How do you get a D&D player to go out with you? When it starts critiuing your form during combat. How do you know if your magic sword is blunt? Terrible D&D Dad JokesĭM: Yes, and that bard your playing isn’t great either. So get ready for the worst, most terrible, and completely obnoxious D&D jokes. That’s why I scoured the internet for your most cringeworthy D&D jokes. Wizards in star-spangled purple robes? Treasure chests that eat people!? Let’s face it. ![]()
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